I know a lot of you are already hooked on the internet, but what if there were some other way to get that same cherished screan time without the high cost of internet subscription, or even computers at all, think Elves. Elves are tiny people that could be found in forest dwellings and harvested for home use.The one’s on high branches will be easily transported using drones. Wise old elves would replace the encyclopedic knoledge of the internet while Dopey and Sleeping could be like a comedy, Dock could give health/business/handyman advice and the girl could do the dishes and clean. I know this may sound like these Elves are being typecast but once you own one you will agree. The girl ones just do a better job.

Video games would become obsolete and we will learn the real magic of the elder woodsman Elf. An learn to harness his power to help with the continued capture of our new friends the wood elves!.

Sound like fun?

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

I hear candy jacks have non-protein candies in their cereal,

and that they will have to say on the package “not for human consumption”,

that just makes me want them more.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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Aliens: movies about aliens are a basic playbook for all out invasion of the planet from the everpresent threat of alien attack, that’s great but what if the Aliens new that?

Future Robots: Movies about future robots tell of no win for mankind and yet this one we go after in real life anyway!? The people that spent millions on those movies must be furious!

Are movie theatres getting too expensive? When they charge little Billy over $30 to see his pals on screen, they are very close to it at least.

Maybe we should look at movies without the insane hyperbole and violence, maybe just a guy sitting there cleaning his ear and farting for thirty minutes (I heard this almost worked once).

Movie themes to consider: Flying horses or Unicorns, Pirates, Flight and or supersonic jets, Peace, muscular vegatables, and on and on

I hope you have enjoyed this movie review

Melvin

If it’s not smarter than you already, how will you (a dum-dum) know if it is?

And at that point who is then in control?

the dum-dum or the super inteligent so called artificial inteligent?

I think your brain has been on autopilot too long as it is (you know who you are) it’s just an excuse to sit around more in the end, which is so like you BTW.

Emporrer of all time and space

Melvin the Terrible

I’m not the dictionary look it up.

wtv

Mel

If you find yourself thinking you are smart and talking from a majorety position,

you might be a little smarter than even you think. Then again it might be insanity..

Time to ask what game are we playing and if it even makes any sense at all in the first place,

Let’s not outsmart ourselves

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

Below the drain, what lives in there? What lay beneath? Surviving only on the little drip that condenses and congeals on the pipe, what is it? and more importantly what will it be when it grows to full size? Will it become a slime man? A mushroom man? Or will its only purpose in life will be to sustain the vile mutant creatures that live on it? 

The little bubble under the jars, my kind of eco system just the right amound of dampness to sustain my microbial state, a veritable paradise and it would all be for not if not for that little drip of slimy sweaty moisture. That is until the plumber finally is called…

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

If you are an old person please read below:

People are trying to scam you. Whether they come to the door, or phonecall, or text, or email, they are trying to scam you out of your personal information that they can then use to get into your business even further. Do not give out information about your personal affairs other than maybe your name.

Social Security number (SSN) or Social Insurance Number (SIN), account numbers, passwords, birthdate, and home address should not be given to someone you don’t know.

I know because I answer my Grammas phone and look at her mail, just that alone is enough to make someone wonder if reality existed anymore.

Sorry to keep you with the warning above, please resume lawn bowling, playing the slots or complaining about the present day.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel